News Bulletin: Andrew Breitbart was Murdered by Obama’s Thugs

Just before Andrew Breitbart’s death, he was on the verge of releasing some devastating information about President Obama.  Before he had a chance to release these smoking gun videos, he died.  Coincidence?

InfoWars.com wrote:  “In a stunning coincidence, it appears Andrew Breitbart suffered his untimely death just hours before he was set to release damning video footage that could have sunk Barack Obama's 2012 re-election campaign.”

Damn it!  And now we’re stuck with that Kenyan Muslim for five more years.

And according to Sinclair News, Breitbart had been saying “wait ‘til they see what happens March 1st.”

We’re still working on this story, but so far this is what we’ve got:  Breitbart had a video clip of Barack Obama — in his native Kenya — discussing his evil plans to concoct a fake Hawaiian birth certificate.

And that’s not all:  Breitbart also had an old film of Barack Obama’s father — a militant tribalist who hated white people — discussing some devious plans with Mao Tse-tung and Nikita Khrushchev.  Some of the dialogue is muffled, but towards the end of the film, the three of them are heard chortling “We will bury them!”

[shudder]  Well, we’ll never know.  Andrew Breitbart forgot to tell his Significant Other — James O’Keefe — where the secret videos were hidden.

The coroner hasn’t yet come up with an official cause of Breitbart’s death.  So far the two leading theories are:  a) one of Obama’s hit men poisoned him; and b) one of Obama’s hit men “accidentally” brushed against him on February 29th and zapped him with a Dim Mak death touch.

Again, this story is still in progress.  Stay tuned.