Why Senator Mike Johanns Needs to be Repeatedly Cock-Punched

Sorry to be stealing one of The Rude Pundit’s favorite phrases.

But this asshole from Nebraska is too contemptible for words. The Senate finally broke a Republican filibuster (one of dozens) and has agreed to consider legislation providing tax credits for small businesses. The bill would also provide a $30 billion fund for loans to small businesses.

The two Republican “traitors” who broke the filibuster — George Voinovich and George Lemieux — are both retiring, so rightwing powerbrokers won’t be able to retaliate against them.

Anyway, Senator Marie Antoinette “Mike” Johanns (R—Douchebag) said:

“Small businesses need another loan like they need a kick in the pants.”

Any small business owners still planning to vote Republican this November?