Mitt Romney: “The Soviet Union Will Bury Us!!!”

President Obama is willing to just lie down and play dead while Soviet tanks come rolling down Main Street.  Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is frantically — and probably in vain — trying to save us.

After all, Nikita Khrushchev came right out and said our grandchildren will live under Communism.  He said “we will bury you.”  Isn’t that a dire enough warning?  Is our pacifist Kenyan president going to do ANYTHING???

Our potential allies in Eastern Europe could also use some help from the Leader of the Free World.  Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, East Germany — they’re still being crushed behind the Iron Curtain while Obama does nothing.

While Romney is fixated on the Soviet Union and the Eastern Bloc, he’s not quite as paranoid about other potential enemies.  When asked about Osama bin Laden, Romney replied  “Who???”