Being Sarah Palin

Hat Tip to Ken Grandlund (here and here).

Why should Mooselini have all the fun? Now, YOU can talk just like her.

No longer do you have to wait for her next interview to be leaked out in dribs and drabs. Whenever you start craving some Sarah-tainment, just click here, sit back and enjoy.

It’s your very own Sarah Palin Quote Generator™.

When she becomes Vice President, just think how she’ll dazzle everybody with her unique way of, well, you know, like about the importance of the economy and educating today’s children for tomorrow’s employers and lowering taxes and developing energy sources and churchgoing values for freedom that John McCain said.

It’s always been Dumbya’s trademark to mangle individual words — especially them big ones with more than one syllable. Sarahpoleon’s unique talent, on the other hand, is to take several keywords and string them together into one long incoherent non sequitur, and then hope and pray that her rambling non-answer actually touched on the question that was asked.

Hope you'll bookmark this site and forward it to your friends. Just imagine if everyone started going around talking about prosperity for all Americans and shooting a moose brings you closer to Jesus so freedom in the Middle East that patriotic Americans will again be proud to work hard.