Net Neutrality: Terrible Idea
Liberals and other feelgood types are in favor of a big smothering Nanny-State program known as “Net Neutrality.” This is the socialist theory that telecom companies shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate against certain websites or types of internet services. Sure, this government meddling seems like a nice idea, especially if you're one of those well-intentioned-but-fuzzy-headed idealists.
I’m not gonna try arguing against this feelgood utopian nonsense. Instead, please listen to this riveting speech about the dangers of “Net Neutrality.” After listening to this powerful speaker, you too will be convinced that “Net Neutrality” is Wrong For America!
If you'd like to capture these immortal words forever, part of the text is available here.
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