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Friday, April 02, 2010

Flood Victims: Say Thank You to Jim Bunning and Tom Coburn

If you’re a New England resident whose home just got devastated by the flood — and/or you live in one of the 5.5 million homes that’s located in a flood plain — you’ll probably have some choice words for Jim Bunning and Tom Coburn. And their mothers.

Unemployed workers aren’t the only people who got kicked in the balls by those two inbred pusbags.

Funding for the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP) was part of the bill that got blocked by the Douchebag Duet.

According to the Property Casualty Insurers Association of America, homeowners who need to renew — or add coverage to — their flood insurance policies are Shit Out Of Luck.

A spokesman for the American Insurance Association said:

“It’s unfortunate that the NFIP has fallen victim to the political process. Ultimately the people who will suffer the most are property owners who need new coverage or who need to renew their flood insurance policies.”

Thanks again Jim Bunning and Tom Coburn.

If you’d like to tell those two assholes what you think of them, their e-mail addresses are Here and Here.

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Blogger Dave Dubya said...

Thank Jeebus we have our nobel guardians against socialist flood insurance. The victims will thank them for their new freedoms later.

April 2, 2010 at 2:49 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Ooooh, you commie pinko, have you not heard? It is not their fault, it was put to us yesterday, this is all the democrats doing, according to a Roll Call article. These guys never fail to surprise me anymore with what they will spin. What is worse there are people will believe it is the dems fault for all of this obstructionism.


April 2, 2010 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Dave: That's right. In the short term, people's homes will be flooded; but in the long term, they're Free from government tyranny.

Jess: This seems to be the wingtards' newest talking point. If they can't suppress a story, they'll just turn everything around and blame it on the Democrats.

April 2, 2010 at 6:58 PM  
Blogger Holte Ender said...

All that rain was generated by low pressure over the White House, so it's all Communist rain, so Bunning and the mighty Dr. Coburn (he's a doctor you know), will sleep tight tonight.

April 2, 2010 at 7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Deal, their home districts weren't effected. You need to keep an eye on the New England Republicans like Susan Collins or the new guy from Mass. and see if they break party and push it through.


April 2, 2010 at 8:48 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Ayup Tom, the newest thing being the whole firing of a staffer for the Voyeur club in WeHo. The one that gets canned is a woman and it's all young eagle males doing the clubbing.

Holte the biggest laugh I had was when Ensign was going through all his troubles at C st and mommy and daddy paying off the mistress. Coburn, when asked, said that Ensign and he had conversations between a doctor and patient, which were privileged. I don't know what was funnier, Coburn trying to cover up for the buddy being caught with his big boy panties down, or the fact he's an ob/gyn and Ensign is vaginally impaired made me howl.

April 2, 2010 at 8:51 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Maybe they should have prayed harder for some sun, or stopped with their east coast elitist homersexuality.

April 3, 2010 at 7:48 AM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

To be fair, I'm sure these two were just waiting for the flood insurance lobby to become richer and more powerful, so they could pass an individual mandate requiring that all homeowners buy more flood insurance.

April 3, 2010 at 8:28 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Holte: A communist rain?!? I knew it! That damn Kenyan.

Erik: That's true, New England Republicans should be appalled by this. We'll see if any of them have the stones to break ranks with their drill sergeants.

Jess: Coburn had a "doctor-patient" conversation with Ensign? Hmmm, the plot thickens.

Randal: The flooding was God's punishment for their elitism, homersexuality and those crazy accents.

Lew: Soon maybe everyone will be required to have flood insurance, even if they don't own a home. What's good for business...

April 3, 2010 at 1:38 PM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Perhaps we need to relocate the two of them to somewhere below sea level.

April 3, 2010 at 3:02 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

AYUP. Here are a couple articles for you, almost all the way down he says he was counseling him as a doctor and as an ordained deacon. Which brings up another thing, all these creepy, n the name of G-d men that do this. I guess they figure, ask for forgiveness and hey, it's all good.

Even today there is some mumbling about chicanery happening in the Florida GoOpster group. It is like they are all trying to outdo themselves with stupidity and every week they top each other.


April 3, 2010 at 4:46 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

TomCat: Excellent idea. Way below.

Jess: John Ensign having a meeting with his obstetrician -- LOL. I wonder what his Biblehumping constituents would think of that.

Yup, these Biblehumps want fire and brimstone for everybody else, and forgiveness for themselves. What a cool religion.

Thanks for the links.

April 3, 2010 at 6:44 PM  

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