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Monday, June 14, 2010

A New Bulletin Board for Conservative Complaints: We Want to Hear From YOU

This particular post will be a message board — a forum — for conservatives to voice their complaints. The media has a liberal bias? Barack Hussein Obama is taking over your health care, your bank account? All you need to do is go to the Comments section, type in your complaint, and:

Your comment will be forwarded to the right person; somebody who can help YOU. Tell us what you think. We Care.

BP has set up a bunch of call centers to handle questions and complaints about the massive oil spill. Trouble is, the call centers are fake. I mean, somebody will answer the phone if you call. But that’s as far as it goes.

A BP call center employee in West Houston said:

“We’re a diversion to stop them from really getting to the corporate office, to the big people.”

She said these operators are “just warm bodies on the other end of the phone,” and most of them don’t even bother writing down what you tell them, knowing the calls aren’t going anywhere anyway.

Oh well, no problem. If you need to find out something, you can always do a Google search for “BP oil spill” and get the real —

Oh. Nevermind.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Lew Scannon said...

While they're not doing much about the oil spill, at least BP is doing something to ease the unemployment figures........

June 14, 2010 at 7:39 PM  
Blogger T. Paine said...

No thanks. I will call Acorn for any help with the goverment, should I need it. I hear they are "well-connected". :)

June 14, 2010 at 7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the best defense is a good offense. I expect them to also send private investigators to do background searches on all those who submit claims like the airlines did to those after a crash to reveal some sexual perversion or something.

Erik

June 14, 2010 at 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Carlos said...

Fuck the fucking fucks. I know - that wasn't exactly eloquent, but my patience with huge corporations is limited, especially when they spend millions on [dis]information warfare instead of righting the wrong.

Why aren't we dangling all those federal contracts BP has over their head? Seems like a pretty big stick to me.

I'll tell you why - because of the oil whores in Congress. I don't know about you, but I've written my congressmen insisting they raise fucking hell about this BP fiasco.

June 15, 2010 at 2:59 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

You're right Lew the call centers in India were having a recession too and needed the jobs. Gad I can't believe NBC actually made a series out of that.

June 15, 2010 at 7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

realy good information

June 15, 2010 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Grrr!!

June 15, 2010 at 9:43 AM  
Blogger T. Paine said...

It would appear to me that the federal government and BP are playing the Laurel and Hardy parts quite well. Too bad they aren't getting many laughs from the Americans affected by this accident/travesty.

June 15, 2010 at 11:26 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Lew: Yup, these are boom times for call center employees. No skills required; just answer the phone and pretend you're listening.

TP: Your comment is being forwarded to ACORN as we speak. They care. And I agree with your Laurel and Hardy analogy for BP and the government.

Erik: No doubt, that'll be BP's next step.

Carlos: You're got it. BP plus the oil whores equals We're Fucked.

Demeur: At least it's good news for call center operators.

TomCat: My sentiments exactly.

June 15, 2010 at 11:38 AM  
Anonymous kate said...

T.Paine, thank you for clearing that up for me.

June 16, 2010 at 5:25 PM  
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Anonymous john carroll said...

Once a staunch patriot i am after only a few years of conservative meddling with such institutions as the nhs, schools and now charitable organizations throughly sick and tired of life in the uk, only weeks ago i was grumbling at scotland wanting total seperation from the uk but after today im not suprised just ashamed.
capping taxable donations to prevent the super rich is not the way it is however the way to keep the rich fat cats that support the corrupt conservatives happy and giving!! Your a disgrace!!!

April 10, 2012 at 2:38 PM  

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