Who Hijacked Our Country

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

John Cornyn vs. John Cornyn

In the same speech, John “More Personalities Than Sybil” Cornyn simultaneously:

1. Ranted against activist judges who legislate from the bench; and

2. Blasted Elena Kagan for NOT wanting unelected judges to overturn the health reform law passed by Congress.

Go back on your meds, Asshole.

Oh well, there’s nothing new about rightwing schizophrenia. These are the same people who think the Constitution is sacred. It means exactly what it says. Period. There’s no need for some pointy-headed elitist judge to “interpret” it for us. It’s clearly written — in stone. Don’t touch it!

Oh, except for that pesky Fourteenth Amendment that allows icky brown people to become American citizens just because their shiftless no-good parents gave birth to them in America. Yes, let’s delete that inconvenient passage — quickly! — and then we’ll go right back to worshiping the Constitution and our Founding Fathers.

Same with the Bible. It’s the word of God. Literally! There’s nothing to “interpret” — it means exactly what it says.

But we need to rewrite the Bible because it’s too liberal.

If the government gave out free psychiatric medicine to everyone who needs it, would we still have any conservatives?

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Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Yes, it often seems that "conservatives" want to alter reality to fit their version of it, from Texas textbooks to the Bible, to the Constitution. These are sick, sick, people and really need to seek help from their paranoid schizophrenic view of the world.

August 4, 2010 at 3:52 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

The feds are gonna pass out free meds to conservatives?

Ronald Reagan is the greatest superhero ever and John Wayne won Vietnam.

August 4, 2010 at 6:20 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

If the government gave out free psychiatric medicine to everyone who needs it, would we still have any conservatives?

Of course we would because they'd all vote to repeal it. :-)

August 4, 2010 at 8:13 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

That ties nicely into my latest post:

August 4, 2010 at 8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Conservatives HATE the 14th Amendment trying to destroy it with Pleussy, Gay Marriage and Mexican Repatriation


Then using it to their advantage by getting their Conservative Courts to all Corporations to be considered a person and therefore have protections under the 14 Amendment.


August 4, 2010 at 10:11 AM  
Anonymous Tim said...

Yeah and what about that thingy thing about separation of God and Country.
Ask Sarah she knows all about it.
We all know God wrote the Constitution.

August 4, 2010 at 2:46 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Lew: They really are sick sick people. Maybe Obamacare will provide the meds they need.

Randal: I thought Reagan won the Vietnam war. Oh wait, that was Grenada.

Demeur: That's true; they wouldn't take their meds since they're happy creating their own private realities.

Erik: Those good ol' days when Meskins could be driven out of the country without some whiny amendment to protect them.

Tim: Separation of God and Country -- not if the GOP has anything to say about it.

August 4, 2010 at 6:10 PM  

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