John Cornyn vs. John Cornyn
In the same speech, John “More Personalities Than Sybil” Cornyn simultaneously:
1. Ranted against activist judges who legislate from the bench; and
2. Blasted Elena Kagan for NOT wanting unelected judges to overturn the health reform law passed by Congress.
Go back on your meds, Asshole.
Oh well, there’s nothing new about rightwing schizophrenia. These are the same people who think the Constitution is sacred. It means exactly what it says. Period. There’s no need for some pointy-headed elitist judge to “interpret” it for us. It’s clearly written — in stone. Don’t touch it!
Oh, except for that pesky Fourteenth Amendment that allows icky brown people to become American citizens just because their shiftless no-good parents gave birth to them in America. Yes, let’s delete that inconvenient passage — quickly! — and then we’ll go right back to worshiping the Constitution and our Founding Fathers.
Same with the Bible. It’s the word of God. Literally! There’s nothing to “interpret” — it means exactly what it says.
But we need to rewrite the Bible because it’s too liberal.
If the government gave out free psychiatric medicine to everyone who needs it, would we still have any conservatives?