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Thursday, July 29, 2010

GOP to Small Businesses: “Fuck You! DIE!!!!”

What good are small businesses? They can’t write a 6-figure check to finance somebody’s re-election campaign. They’re too small to squish their competitors, which would strengthen the American Oligarchy. What have small businesses done for Congress lately?

Worst of all, small business owners live in the same communities where their businesses are located. That makes them Stakeholders. Which means — they actually care about all that touchyfeely socialist nonsense like schools, libraries, community activities, the local economy…

And now, that Kenyan Muslim in the White House is trying to increase bank loans to small businesses, with the help of a $30 billion fund. $30 billion?!?!? We need that money for Iraq, Afghanistan, the War on Drugs, bailing out failed CEOs. Who gives a fuck about some piddling little mom-and-pop store?

Fortunately, Senate Republicans have killed this wacky leftwing idea. Loans to small businesses [pshaw] If you're small, you're a sissy. Die!

Just think — if small businesses were able to get loans, they might start hiring, and that would help the economy. The GOP game plan would be ruined. We on the Far Right want the economy to keep getting worse and worse, so that in November millions of ignoramuses will lash out blindly at the party in power, and Republicans will take Congress back.

Back to 1955.



Anonymous Tim said...

Yeah in the annals of time this will be the Walmart period. Transportation will be shopping carts. Soon Walmart dwellings,and walmart tv all day all night.

These pricks are a prime example of Big Business.

July 29, 2010 at 7:13 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

The operative word here is "ignoramuses" all right. That factor is scarier than the way radical right is.

July 30, 2010 at 12:39 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

My question is who's left to support these wingnuts? Who haven't they pissed off? Let's look at the list:
The unemployed
Small business
Have I left anyone out? Feel free to make additions.

July 30, 2010 at 4:51 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

I see someone doesn't care about the debt!

July 30, 2010 at 7:39 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Now Tom, be fair. Republicans lobe small businesses: BP, Halliburton, Goldman Sachs...

July 30, 2010 at 10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For midterms they are going to block any spending bill to "protect the deficient", then they can go back to the Tea Party and say they did.

The Question will be, is the Tea Party enough support to grab the midterm?


July 30, 2010 at 12:07 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

But the Rushpubliscums do hate all the right inferior types, so their throng of ignorant white inbreds will happily march off to the polls.

July 30, 2010 at 12:08 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

@Demuer. One armed midgets if I recall was something Micheal Steele made comments about, so they still have them I believe. so that would be vertically challenged disabled people, they may still havein their corner. I can speak for myself as vertically challenged person, you could not get me to vote for a republican to save my life. Babies, babies also because they don't know any better.

Weiner gave it to them for not going through with health care for 9-11 responders. Hypocrites use 9-11 as some kind of call to arms and when asked to help, crickets. Same thing with small business. they are all concerned about small business when the estate tax is going to make them pay through the nose in taxes *eyeroll* but when they have to do anything to help, ayup crickets again.

July 30, 2010 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Tim: Hey, don't knock shopping carts. They're an excellent mode of transportation (as long as you're going downhill) and they're free at every supermarket :)

SW: It's a deadly combination -- a few shrewd rightwing demagogues, and millions of ignoramuses who fall hook line and sinker for everything they hear.

Demeur: That's a good list. There's at least one more thing to add: the 9/11 first responders. (That'll be my next post.)

Randal: Oh my God, you're right. Forget it then, fuck those small business owners.

TC: That's true, they love those quaint little cuddly oil companies and Wall Street banks.

Erik: I hope there'll be a rift between teabaggers and Republicans. They all seem to be tearing each other apart, but maybe they'll pull together for the election. I hope not.

JR: They've got the ignorant white inbred vote sewn up, no question about that.

Jess: That's what my next post will be, the 9/11 first responders getting fucked over by Republicans, and Weiner chewing them out. We need more people like him.

Soldiers, small business owners, 9/11 victims -- they're all in that same category: They're a source of endless talking points and slogans for Republicans to spew out, but beyond that they don't care about them.

July 30, 2010 at 3:45 PM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Great minds, Tom.

Demeur, other wing nuts and voters who are too lazy to learn anything at all about issues and candidates.

Also, anyone for whom Fox is their primary news source.

July 31, 2010 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger William said...

If the government would just leave us all alone we would be fine.

Small business is being ruined by corporations and Foreign Import.

I say NAH. I will not conform to their corporate ways and nor will I support these ways of thinking, I have worked all by my life for the freedom we have and so have all of you.

This is what we are going to get from our labor NOTHING, it's being given away to NON Americans, Anchor Babies and their Illegal parents sneaking in our country.

If you really want to make a change let's get rid of Big Gov. and handle these issues ourselves without their assistance. The problem will go away when there is no-one there to hold their hand and the illegals with their hands out will have them cut off.

October 7, 2010 at 8:38 AM  
Blogger matthew said...

Where the f*%$! Are the business loans!!!!? I can create a full time job, many part time jobs and $5,000-$10000/ Mo, with a $2500 loan (secured,btw) . I. Can not get one!. But the GOV. gives $10,000,000,000.00/yr to other countries. 700biiiilllion dollar to help economy. WTF Ever. ;-@

November 20, 2010 at 8:28 PM  

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