Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, August 30, 2010

Taliban Employee of the Quarter: Newt Gingrich

With Dumbya out of office for over a year and a half, and Obama traveling around the world “apologizing for America,” radical Muslims were starting to have trouble finding new recruits. What ever were al Qaeda and the Taliban going to do?

Fortunately, America’s own infestation of rightwing hatefucks has come to the rescue. The orchestrated campaign against the Park 51 Islamic Community Center — if you speak Inbred, that’s the “Mosque At Ground Zero!!!” — is being broadcast into jillions of homes around the world.

Newt Gingrich says this mosque is part of a sinister plot to bring Sharia to the United States. Equally retarded statements have been shat out by Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and other rightwing demagogues. Not to mention that mysterious fire in Murfreesboro, TN where a mosque was going to be built.

The leadership of al Qaeda and the Taliban are jumping for joy. A Taliban operative told Newsweek:

“By preventing this mosque from being built, America is doing us a big favor. It’s providing us with more recruits, donations, and popular support…The more mosques you stop, the more jihadis we will get.”

Nice going, rightwads.

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Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

You have to understand.... they NEED an attack. What's a few thousand more American corpses when their great dreams can be achieved? As stupid as they are, in this particular case they know exactly what they're doing.

August 30, 2010 at 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Color me shocked. I had no way to forsee this would happen, nope not at all.

August 30, 2010 at 2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blaming this sect for 9/11 is like blaming the Lutherans for something the Methodist did.

Of course a full Republican President and Congress will wipe these Heathens off the face of the earth.


August 31, 2010 at 1:12 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: The political masterminds certainly know what they're doing. And they make a great team with the millions of useful idiots who believe them.

Jess: I don't know which is more shocking, this or the collapse of the New Orleans levees.

Erik: What's all this about Lutherans and Methodists? They're all Christians, a hateful religion :)

August 31, 2010 at 1:28 PM  

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