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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

John Bolton Has Eight Days to Fall and Break His Hip

Iran is already the meanest, most terrifying country in the history of the world. And they’re about to get even worse.

John Bolton — yes he’s a chickenhawk; you had to ask? — gave Israel the dire warning yesterday, basically telling them “a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

On August 21st, Iran’s Bushehr nuclear facility will be brought online. And just in case you’re not paranoid enough — the Russians helped Iran build the Bushehr reactor. What??? We have to be scared shitless of Islamofascist terrorists AND communists??? We must be very very afraid at all times. Never EVER stop looking over your shoulder!

Sometime after August 21st, when nuclear fuel has been loaded into the Bushehr plant, it’ll be too late. Come on, you cowardly Israelis, what are you waiting for?!?!?!? Iran will destroy the world if you don’t Act NOW.

Bolton said:

“Once that uranium, once those fuel rods are very close to the reactor, certainly once they're in the reactor, attacking it means a release of radiation, no question about it. So if Israel is going to do anything against Bushehr it has to move in the next eight days.”

Old chickenhawk warmongers never die. They just keep on spouting and shit-spewing.

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Blogger Randal Graves said...

I, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords.

You think this suit would go good with orange hair?

August 17, 2010 at 12:28 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Depending on which way the winds are blowing I don't think the Afghans or the Pakistanis will be too thrilled with that mission. Nothing like getting caught in the crossfire of fallout.

August 17, 2010 at 12:57 PM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Oh great, let's start a war between Israel and Iran. That'll be nice...

August 17, 2010 at 1:05 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

*Ahem*Israel and the US have eight days to violate the NNPT and international law and kill innocent people.
And of course, when a resolution condemning such an act comes before the UNSC, the US will veto it, because it doesn't matter which party is in power, they always send an ambassador to the UN who puts Israel ahead of the rest of the world.

August 17, 2010 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

We must serve our Israeli masters by all means. And since when have the Neocons ever been wrong? I'm already thinking I have a few too many civil liberties left, and that I'd like to give them up for more perceived safety.

I just want to be a "Good Amerikaner".

August 17, 2010 at 2:12 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Man, if it isn't one hornets nest these idiots are stirring up it's another.

August 17, 2010 at 2:18 PM  
Blogger Beekeepers Apprentice said...

Anybody else notice the thing is named after Bush?




August 17, 2010 at 4:49 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

If the Israelis do attack Iran, Bolton should be on hand, in person. And afterward, depending on which way the wind is going, he should go to Afghanistan or Iraq to spend some time with our troops -- explaining why they're being exposed to fallout.

Bee, I did notice the Bush in Bushehr and wondered if it was a deliberate jab at the great misleader.

August 18, 2010 at 12:19 AM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Solar power is as cheap as nuke power now, and Iran gots itself plenty of sun. Their eventual intentions are probably what we know them to be; Chimpy taught the world that if you don't have WMD, stock up while there's time.

Having said that, it's hard to imagine nuke fallout being more poisonous, or damaging, than Snidely Whiplash. Some folks ought not be breathing air decent people could be breathing, and Snidely is at the top of that list.

August 18, 2010 at 12:24 AM  
Blogger Suzan said...

As if they needed anyone to stir them up more, Tom.

I'm with Lew, Dave, Mauigirl, and Bee's Appc. - can't wait to find out how much more of the middle class we need to sacrifice so the Bushes, et al., can stop worrying about not getting away with murder.

As if that were possible.


August 18, 2010 at 7:45 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Randal: That suit is You.

Demeur: A lot of people will be unhappy about the fallout, but trivial things like that don't matter to a neocon.

Mauigirl: Yup, that's just what we need.

Lew: International law? That's only for puny third world countries to obey. We're above it.

Dave: Too many liberties, you nailed it. I too want less liberty and the illusion of more security.

Jess: And that might be the worst hornets' nest of them all.

Bee: Uh oh, named after the Bush Crime Family. The plot thickens.

SW: That's exactly what Bolton should do. But of course he won't. He'll be hiding in his think tank, conjuring up another war for other people to die in.

JR: That's exactly what Chimpy taught the world. North Korea learned; looks like Iran has also.

Suzan: I guess we'll sacrifice as many countries as we have to, to keep the Bush Crime Family safe and stress-free.

August 18, 2010 at 2:08 PM  

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