Hi Kids! Meet the Friendly Fracosaurus
Hello everybody, I’m Talisman Terry, the Friendly Fracosaurus.
Did you know: you might have a secret treasure buried right under your yard. And I’m here to help you find it. Isn’t this Neat?!?
Now, if you and your Mommy and Daddy love America as much as I do, I just know you’ll want me to hunt for that buried treasure. This secret treasure will make everybody happy and keep America Free. And this is what we all want, don’t we.
But: There are some big mean socialist bureaucrats who don’t want me to look for that secret treasure in your yard. These are very bad men. They don’t want America to be free.
Now I want you to tell your Mommy and Daddy and all of your friends and their Mommies and Daddies about me. Remember, I’m a cute and cuddly little dinosaur. I want to help you find that secret treasure buried in your yard. But I won’t be able to do this until we wipe out those evil socialists who are destroying America and taking away her Freedom.
Well, let’s get started. Run along now and spread the word.