Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Hi Kids! Meet the Friendly Fracosaurus

Hello everybody, I’m Talisman Terry, the Friendly Fracosaurus.

Did you know: you might have a secret treasure buried right under your yard. And I’m here to help you find it. Isn’t this Neat?!?

Now, if you and your Mommy and Daddy love America as much as I do, I just know you’ll want me to hunt for that buried treasure. This secret treasure will make everybody happy and keep America Free. And this is what we all want, don’t we.

But: There are some big mean socialist bureaucrats who don’t want me to look for that secret treasure in your yard. These are very bad men. They don’t want America to be free.

(“BOOOOO”)

Now I want you to tell your Mommy and Daddy and all of your friends and their Mommies and Daddies about me. Remember, I’m a cute and cuddly little dinosaur. I want to help you find that secret treasure buried in your yard. But I won’t be able to do this until we wipe out those evil socialists who are destroying America and taking away her Freedom.

Well, let’s get started. Run along now and spread the word.


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9 Comments:

Blogger Dave Dubya said...

The Nazis had Hitler Youth. We have "Corporate Youth" to indoctrinate the young.

June 22, 2011 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

Hey kids, let's go to the sink and get a big glass of fire water.

June 22, 2011 at 6:08 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

Hey, if the Fracosaurus is subversive it's o.k. because the Teletubbies were subversive too, right?

June 22, 2011 at 11:02 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

who needs American Energy when we can be Brazil's best customer.

June 23, 2011 at 6:51 AM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Wow, it's like that cartoon camel for the cigarettes isn't it? Seems to me an enterprising person could do something with this nonsense.

June 23, 2011 at 8:55 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Dave: I'd guess even the Nazis didn't stoop to cartoon characters to indoctrinate children.

J: Fire water from the sink, that's pretty cool.

Snave: Who could forget the disgraceful Teletubbies, trying to recruit infants into the Homosexual Lifestyle. Unspeakable.

Jess: Yup, Joe Camel lives on. I suppose the Nuke industry will come up with Ansel Atom.

June 23, 2011 at 11:10 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

I can't wait until the DoD comes out with Green Eggs and Blown-Off Limbs.

June 23, 2011 at 11:25 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Randal: I'm still holding out for Green Eggs and Cancer.

June 23, 2011 at 1:51 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Lisa wrote: "who needs American Energy when we can be Brazil's best customer."

You sound like someone wandering off the free trade and globalization reservation, where American consumers and taxpayers get screwed while some big corporations and wealthy investors make out like the bandits they are.

Better watch that; the ideology police might report you to Limbaugh.

June 23, 2011 at 5:19 PM  

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