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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Godfearing Christians Murdered by Gangs of Militant Homosexuals

Damn those liberal judges!  I knew this was going to happen.

Here’s the background:  The Washington State legislature passed a law two years ago nicknamed “Everything But Marriage.”  Washington doesn’t have gay marriage, but this law gives unmarried gay couples most of the legal rights and protections of married couples.

A group of concerned Christians started a petition drive to overturn these special privileges for homosexuals.  Their referendum failed.  “Everything But Marriage” is still the law.  Gay rights activists wanted to see the names of the people who signed the petition.  And now, these people’s names have been released to the public, as ordered by U.S. District Court Judge Benjamin Settle.

The anti-gay petition signers had been trying frantically to keep their names secret, knowing how vicious these homosexuals are.  Well, no matter how terrified these Good Christians were, they had no idea what was in store.  As it says in the Good Book, “What I feared most came to pass.”

It’s been just awful.  Terrifying.  The petition signers’ names were just released yesterday, and already the mayhem has been unimaginable.  Countless Christians have been murdered by these homosexual brutes.  Nobody even knows the death toll; the number keeps going up every time there’s another newscast.

To add insult to injury:  Each and every one of these murder victims will have his/her funeral picketed by Fred Phelps since, after all, these people allowed themselves to be overpowered by a homosexual.

And the murder victims are the lucky ones.  Other less fortunate victims have been forced to look at gay pornography while being brutally sodomized by a vengeful homosexual.  And these victims’ wives and children were tied up and forced to watch.

So far these petition-signers have only been attacked at home.  But according to a secret memo from a homosexual terrorist group — which was leaked to the press — the petition signers will not be safe anywhere.  At work, at school, in church — the message said “No matter where you hide, we’ll find you.  And we’re gonna tie you up and do terrible horrible excruciating things to you.  And you will LIKE it!”

Oh God!  Who can we turn to?  Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Jesse Helms — Help!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I'm glad it finally happened, People should not expect a total right to privacy when they sign a public initiative.

I'll be watching what I sign in the future


October 18, 2011 at 11:02 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Next thing ya know they'll want sex with dogs. And marriage licenses too. ;)

October 18, 2011 at 11:50 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

well you got the fist half of the title right:


October 19, 2011 at 8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If you want to see some Christians die here post something relevant and on topic for once.

Some of us will clutch our hearts and die.


October 19, 2011 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Murder was the case that they gave me.

Word verification: romout. Heh.

October 19, 2011 at 12:54 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: The law's reasoning is that when you sign a petition you're taking part in the legislative process; hence no right to privacy. I agree.

Demeur: Yup, everybody needs to listen to Rick Santorum's constant warnings.

Erik: LOL. That would definitely cause a mass seizure.

Randal: "romout" -- [wink] Got it. I'll pass it on.

October 19, 2011 at 1:03 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

People who want to make laws that are binding on everyone should be willing to put their names on their handiwork. Our Constitution doesn't allow secret laws, and it shouldn't allow secret lawmakers, either.

One other thing. Legislators pass a law making mandatory life in prison the penalty for murder. That's tough stuff. Presumably they could face far worse reprisals for that, yet their names go on the legislation and the vote tally is a matter of public record. Why should it be any different for the weenies who want to deny gays their basic human rights?

Answer: it shouldn't.

October 20, 2011 at 12:21 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: I agree. When you sign a petition you're taking part in the legislative process. If the legislators who voted for Washington's "everything but marriage" law tried to keep their names secret, the anti-gay petition signers would have a fit.

October 20, 2011 at 1:38 PM  
Blogger Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

When I sign a petition, I don't care who knows it. If they feel strongly enough about hating homo's then why do they want to hide that? Hypocritical fucks.

October 21, 2011 at 8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These immoral SOBs should test me. I'm a veteran and know how to deal with criminal assaults upon my person and property. The only real concern I have is their aids and std poisoned blood.

December 29, 2011 at 9:18 AM  
Anonymous Carlo Caraluzzo said...

This post makes me SICK. I am a paid political blogger with nearly 30 years as a journalist and have NEVER seen such a horribly written article.
If you are going to make claims, you need to support them. You are claiming that gangs of gays are roaming the streets and attacking Christians, yet you fail to cite even ONE supporting news report.
How would you feel if I blogged that you were having sex with your under aged children? Or your pets? How would you feel if someone wrote that gangs of Christians were running around attacking innocent people? If I could support these claims it is one thing. You cannot and that makes it libel and because you are encouraging a state of fear for political purposes, it makes it terrorism, by legal definition.
Next time you start to shoot off your mouth, think about how you would feel if someone LIED about YOU or your family, and remember the Commandment not to bear false witness against your neighbor. I dont recall any "except if they are gay" clause in that order from YOUR GOD!!!

March 6, 2012 at 1:34 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Carlo: psssst -- This post was tongue-in-cheek. Don't you recognize satire when you see it?

March 6, 2012 at 2:39 PM  

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