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Thursday, October 06, 2011

Rep. Steve King: Out of the Closet

If you’re a teabagger, make sure you’re sitting down before you read any further.  Your idol, your raison d’etre — Rep. Steve King — has been outed.  He’s a Metrosexual.

He was seen getting a manicure and pedicure at a trendy salon in Washington DC.  Not that there’s anything wrong with it.  But how will his fellow “We’re Taking Our Country Back to 1859” teabirthers handle this?

And what will he wear to his next teatard gathering?  He’ll have to make sure his George Washington costume doesn’t clash with his nail polish.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you aware that when the House and Senate allowed Camera's in many years ago that they spent not only spent money to revamp the lighting but many of the men started wearing make-up?


October 6, 2011 at 2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After years and years of fierce Conservative denial, they finally had to admit that Ronald Reagan really did dye his hair


October 6, 2011 at 2:53 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

My husband gets mani pedis once a month, but he doesn't fuck up the economy. These guys before they go on the tevee machine get made up too.

Oh and not to be forgotten today in teatard idiocy, did you know that white southern men are oppressed? Yes, yes they are according to Lindsey Graham herself. I wish I was making this up but sadly it is true, the white man is oppressed.

I'm sure Lisa will be along to tell us why white men are in fact a held back minority. As a half breed, I CANNOT wait to hear the tale.


October 6, 2011 at 4:30 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: Mostly I just wanted to take a swipe at one of my "favorite" teabaggers.

Jess: Yup, I saw that Think Progress story. Those poor oppressed while southern men -- the agony! And don't forget those poor cowering Wall Street CEOs, hiding in their boardrooms while gangs of America-hating commies are occupying the streets below.

October 6, 2011 at 5:38 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

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October 6, 2011 at 7:32 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Jess now you are just exaggerating.

Besides I don't agree with everything Goober Graham has to say.

October 6, 2011 at 7:35 PM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Real men wear powdered wigs.

October 7, 2011 at 5:57 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Randal: Powdered wigs, yes; but hold the nail polish.

October 7, 2011 at 2:13 PM  

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