Trapperman.com — Getting Rid of Them Treehuggers One by One
Us folks here at Trapperman.com are gearing up to celebrate the one-year anniversary. And you know which anniversary I’m talking about, don’t you. It’s almost a year since them filthy wolves got taken off that commie Endangered Species list. Once again, America is a Free Country where men can take to the woods with their loaded penises — er, ahem, guns — and start firing away at those nasty critters.
And you know what’s even more fun? Setting traps for them foul creatures and the trap don’t kill the critter right away and you get to stand there and watch the thing twist and suffer in agony. Oh Lordy I’m gittin’ me a hard-on just thinkin’ about it.
Some of them animal rights treehuggin’ PETA sissies is givin’ us a hard time, especially that there animal-hugging group that calls itself Footloose Montana. They been whining about one of our photos, a wolf dying real slow like in one of our traps, or somethin’. They been complaining and trying to get us in trouble, so I sent them an e-mail. This is what I done said:
“I would like to donate a gun to your childs head to make sure you can watch it die slowly so I can have my picture taken with it's bleeding dying screaming for mercy body.”
Yeah! Did I tell ‘em good or what. I’m a pretty mean sumbitch when I’m sittin’ here hiding behind my e-mail thingie.
If you hate animals and treehuggers as much as we do, you’re welcome to join us. If you ain’t sure, you can check out these here pictures of some of us:
Us mountain men in the northwest are about the last Real Men left in this Godforsaken country. And we aim to keep it that way. This is The Lord’s Paradise. Wild critters are only good for one thing — target practice. And most of the people up here is White.
Yup, I did say “most.” But we’re workin’ on it.