Who Hijacked Our Country

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Conservative Majority Fund

If there was a truth-in-labeling law for political organizations, the Conservative Majority Fund would have to call themselves Inbreds ‘R’ Us.  The Conservative Majority Fund is sort of a clearinghouse for anti-Obama tinfoil-hat conspiracy theories — a One Stop Shop for knuckledraggers.

Yes of course Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya — that’s common knowledge among people who move their index fingers slowly across the page while they read.  But there’s so much more.  The group’s one-minute TV commercial alarms us with these startling facts:

Obama’s college records from Columbia and Harvard are sealed.  His Selective Service record and his records as an attorney — Sealed!  And — [shudder] — he has a Connecticut Social Security number.  Oh God, not Connecticut!?!

At their website, the Conservative Majority Fund is urging everyone to sign a petition to “Stop the United Nations Gun Grab.”

A “gun grab” — not to be confused with Bobbing For Guns at the county fair.



Blogger jadedj said...

What a sack full of hogwash.

I love this one..."Who is Barack Obama? We know less about this man than any other President in American history."...and we know sooooo much about Mitt the Twit.

August 5, 2012 at 2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all those who believed "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth", "Willie Horton" and that "John McCain fathered an illegitimate Black Child"

Aint seen nothing yet


August 5, 2012 at 3:53 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

no it can't be true

August 5, 2012 at 7:08 PM  
Blogger Snave said...

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August 5, 2012 at 11:31 PM  
Blogger S.W. Anderson said...

I keep saying, this country made a big mistake shutting down so many mental institutions in favor of mainstreaming so many people who are reasonably normal and balanced when on their medication — but go off their medication early and often.

August 6, 2012 at 12:05 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Obama came forward with the information the conservatives were demanding when it came to this birth certificate. Being born in the US is a pretty crucial thing. He provided the birth certificate and the whole silly business should have ended, but those who would continue to handle the American people heaping plates of b.s. (knowing that if it's fear-based enough it will attract votes) will keep pushing this kind of stuff.

But I'm glad Obama produced the birth certificate. He took too long to do it, but at least he did it.

When it comes to tax returns, and when some of Mitt's business dealings have come into question, there should be no reason for him to refuse to reveal them. It is usually only people who have something to hide who don't come forth with information necessary for proving they are on the up and up. If there is information in those tax returns that Mitt wants to conceal because he knows it would tank his power grab, then sure he'll refuse, act offended, say he is being persecuted, etc. while he tries to divert public attention to other things.

I think Obama was more annoyed by the conservatives' attacks than he was trying to hide things. If Mitt feels the same way toward the left, then he'll gladly show his tax returns to all of us so he can get this problem out of his perfect hair.

August 6, 2012 at 12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


He shouldn't of had to produce his birth certificate, no president has ever been subjected to such scrutiny and the state of Hawaii already certified and verified his birth.

Did it solve anything? Hardly they are still screaming conspiracy!

Now how is going to prove he's "not a Muslim"?


August 6, 2012 at 2:46 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: Mitt the Twit is white; that's all they need to know.

Erik: The number of gullible suckers seems to be growing exponentially every election year.

SW: The scary part is, it probably wasn't a mistake. That, plus deleting funds for education, is why so many people are voting Republican.

Snave: Obama's birth certificate is a fake. It was produced in the same Hollywood studio that simulated the moon landing.

Erik: Yes, he'll have to prove he's not a Muslim. Andrew Breitbart had photos of Obama praying to Mecca, and that's why the White House had to eliminate Breitbart :)

August 6, 2012 at 5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know ss cards were state specific?

WTf am I missing here?

August 7, 2012 at 4:16 PM  
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August 10, 2012 at 4:23 PM  
Blogger farlefty said...

I just saw the commercial on Rev. Al's show and thought that it was great. They packed everything in there! Birth certificate, college transcripts, the Connecticut SSN, and I forgot the rest. And they demand that Obama be disqualified from running for re-election by the Dems. If there was a teabaggie hot button--they pushed it.

They sure know their target audience and that that audience doesn't know a thing about the Constitution, or that they're being duped and played like a cheap violin and especially doesn't know that there's no such thing as a conservative majority.

And Mittens just told Chuck Todd on MSNBC he wishes Obama would stop the negative ads so they could just talk issues? Oh darn, my reflexive laugh of derision is taking over.

August 10, 2012 at 4:27 PM  

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