President Obama's Last Day in the White House: Friday, May 16, 2014
This coming Friday, somewhere between ten and thirty million Patriots will take over Washington, D.C. and demand the removal of President Obama from office. And the Muslim from Kenya isn't their only target. Joe Biden, Harry Reid, and all those squishy compromising RINOs have to go too. No prisoners will be taken!
Operation American Spring is planning to take America back and transform her into a Free Nation once again. Retired Army Colonel Harry Riley, Teahadist-in-Chief of Operation American Spring, said:
“We are calling for the removal of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, and Eric Holder as a start toward constitutional restoration. They have all abandoned the US Constitution, are unworthy to be retained in a position that calls for servant status.”
Whoever doesn't get removed from office by Operation American Spring will be pressured “to sponsor and pass very Constitutionally crafted State legislation to dissolve the size, powers, scope and spending of the U.S. Government by 2/3rds.”
Operation American Spring compares itself to the Arab Spring and Occupy Wall Street protests.
On the same day that 30 million Operation American Spring teajobs are occupying Washington DC, a sister event — also being staged by Operation American Spring, of course — will be held in Bunkerville, Nevada to show support for Cliven Bundy and his gang of armed welfare chiselers. They haven't said how many tens of millions of patriots will be attending the festivities in Bunkerville.
Operation American Spring held a similar mass protest in Washington DC about a month ago. The megabazillions of protesters they were expecting turned out to be, uhh...not so many. But Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation, praised the marchers for their courage and compared their event to the American Revolution:
“There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them. That’s quintessentially American!”
Some of the teajadists are preparing themselves for the ultimate sacrifice this Friday, saying Obama might order drone strikes on the protesters. Other members of the Teatard community have speculated that this whole thing is just a rumor, a false flag planted by the Obama Administration so that Barack Hussein Obama will finally have an excuse to launch a civil war and declare martial law.
I wish these Right-tards would make up their minds: Is President Obama a weak-kneed pansy who apologizes while the world walks all over him? Or is he a bloodthirsty dictator who will murder anyone who gets in his way?
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