The Revolution WAS Televised. Nobody Showed Up.

Sorry, Gil Scott-Heron.  There were plenty of TV cameras; just no people.

Suppose they gave a massive tea party and nobody came.

Well, to be fair, a few people actually did show up for yesterday's Operation American Spring in Washington, D.C. It just wasn't quite the 30 million people they were expecting.   And they didn't accomplish their mission:  that Kenyan Muslim Conspirator is still in office.

The linked article has two photos of yesterday's sparse turnout.  Kinda sad.

Then again, these are the same geniuses that told us the War on Iraq would be a cakewalk, the war would be over in just a few weeks at the most, global oil prices would swoop to an all-time low, and grateful Iraqis would hail our soldiers as liberators and shower them with candy and flowers.

Yesterday's Operation American Spring actually did offer up a new Benhgazi explanation.  Or maybe it's not new; I haven't exactly been following the GOP's Benghazi orgy.

Wiley Drake, a pastor and talk radio host, has revealed:

“What caused Benghazi was a kidnapping gone awry.  Obama was going to kidnap Chris Stevens, and he got killed in the process. That’s what really happened, that’s the truth.”

I knew it! 

President Obama's Last Day in the White House: Friday, May 16, 2014

This coming Friday, somewhere between ten and thirty million Patriots will take over Washington, D.C. and demand the removal of President Obama from office.  And the Muslim from Kenya isn't their only target.  Joe Biden, Harry Reid, and all those squishy compromising RINOs have to go too.  No prisoners will be taken!

Operation American Spring is planning to take America back and transform her into a Free Nation once again.  Retired Army Colonel Harry Riley, Teahadist-in-Chief of Operation American Spring, said:

“We are calling for the removal of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, and Eric Holder as a start toward constitutional restoration.  They have all abandoned the US Constitution, are unworthy to be retained in a position that calls for servant status.”

Whoever doesn't get removed from office by Operation American Spring will be pressured “to sponsor and pass very Constitutionally crafted State legislation to dissolve the size, powers, scope and spending of the U.S. Government by 2/3rds.”

Operation American Spring compares itself to the Arab Spring and Occupy Wall Street protests.

On the same day that 30 million Operation American Spring teajobs are occupying Washington DC, a sister event — also being staged by Operation American Spring, of course — will be held in  Bunkerville, Nevada to show support for Cliven Bundy and his gang of armed welfare chiselers.  They haven't said how many tens of millions of patriots will be attending the festivities in Bunkerville.

Operation American Spring held a similar mass protest in Washington DC about a month ago.  The megabazillions of protesters they were expecting turned out to be, uhh...not so many.  But Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation, praised the marchers for their courage and compared their event to the American Revolution:

“There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them.  That’s quintessentially American!”

Some of the teajadists are preparing themselves for the ultimate sacrifice this Friday, saying Obama might order drone strikes on the protesters.  Other members of the Teatard community have speculated that this whole thing is just a rumor, a false flag planted by the Obama Administration so that Barack Hussein Obama will finally have an excuse to launch a civil war and declare martial law.

I wish these Right-tards would make up their minds:  Is President Obama a weak-kneed pansy who apologizes while the world walks all over him?  Or is he a bloodthirsty dictator who will murder anyone who gets in his way?