The Revolution WAS Televised. Nobody Showed Up.
Sorry, Gil Scott-Heron. There were plenty of TV cameras; just no people.
Suppose they gave a massive tea party and nobody came.
Well, to be fair, a few people actually did show up for yesterday's Operation American Spring in Washington, D.C. It just wasn't quite the 30 million people they were expecting. And they didn't accomplish their mission: that Kenyan Muslim Conspirator is still in office.
The linked article has two photos of yesterday's sparse turnout. Kinda sad.
Then again, these are the same geniuses that told us the War on Iraq would be a cakewalk, the war would be over in just a few weeks at the most, global oil prices would swoop to an all-time low, and grateful Iraqis would hail our soldiers as liberators and shower them with candy and flowers.
Yesterday's Operation American Spring actually did offer up a new Benhgazi explanation. Or maybe it's not new; I haven't exactly been following the GOP's Benghazi orgy.
Wiley Drake, a pastor and talk radio host, has revealed:
“What caused Benghazi was a kidnapping gone awry. Obama was going to kidnap Chris Stevens, and he got killed in the process. That’s what really happened, that’s the truth.”
I knew it!
Labels: Operation American Spring, Wiley Drake
posted by Tom Harper @ 3:08 PM
13 Comments:
Gee, there goes another unfulfilled right-wing fever dream.
You gotta admit, they're the only ones (other than Wal-Mart workers) with jobs!
And they received bonuses (and promotions!) for jobs well done.
Right.
These are not mistakes.
See today's WhoWhatWhy for the latest on another government job well done.
McFarlane will be running HomeLand Security next.
Love you!
C
Then again, these are the same geniuses that told us the War on Iraq would be a cakewalk, the war would be over in just a few weeks at the most, global oil prices would swoop to an all-time low, and grateful Iraqis would hail our soldiers as liberators and shower them with candy and flowers.
The rightwing brain trust fails again. LOL
I almost think it would be fun to take pictures of all those who showed up (wouldn't take long eh?), and then publish them so that their neighbors would know how insignificant and stupid they are!
Then again, anybody ever see "The Mouse that Roared?"
Erik
Alas, an unfulfilled Teafartu wet dream. Life is cruel, "patriots".
How many traitorous shills haven't the stones to admit to their fellow Americans the TRUTH that in order to earn a paycheck (temporarily anyway) they do choose to willfully betray their families, friends and fellow Americans???? ALL WHO LACK ANY COURAGE OR INTEGRITY.
War propagandizing IS a CAPITAL OFFENSE.
GOVERNMENT DEMONSTRATES TREASON and will NEVER be anything but hunted unless the traitors (all 545) resign immediately and enter protective custody.
ALL MSM employees regardless of title by returning to work May 19 to further engage in the crimes (and more) above, waives any perceived rights to any trials before summary execution is constitutionally applied as penalty.
RESIGN NOW. Before this 72 hour grace period ends and your excuses become the license to all who can hunt ALL who must be to restore freedom.
I'm blessed to have nothing to do with any such acts as the messenger for the wrong people to have so shat upon.
Especially hilarity-inducing was when the organizer of this event whined that turnout was low because it had been raining the day before, even though the sun was shining on Friday. Because, I guess, the other 19,999,500 right-think’ (white) Americans were scared their hoverrounds would get stuck in the mud. Or somethin’.
Alrighty, then!
The rain was god's way of telling them that they are a bunch of stupid asses.
They were in camo so they could stay hidden libtards. Plus it was raining there and the people couldn't get their medicare approved hoverrounds to work in the rain. I saw more people in line this morning for breakfast at 8 o'clock than showed up here.
They apply the same sort of math to their crowd estimates that they do to their economic predictions and figures.
Jim: Yup, yet another one.
Cirze: You're right, these weren't mistakes, which is why these perps received bonuses and promotions. Like the saying goes, "it's not a bug, it's a feature."
Jerry: You can always count on them to fail.
Erik: I never did see The Mouse That Roared, but that's an interesting parallel. As long as the real life "mouse" (50 teabaggers) doesn't actually defeat the USA :)
jadedj: Teafartu, LOL.
BT: Wet grass, well that explains it. I can certainly understand why ten million fearless patriots would stay home if it was raining the day before. They had to work hard to qualify for those hoverrounds.
Jerry: Yup, the Lord was trying to tell them something.
Jess: Camo, damn it why didn't I figure that out? Ten million vicious rebels wearing cammies, and the TV cameras didn't even spot them. Those guys are good.
Snave: LOL. That's right, Obamacare is about to drag down the whole country, and the Job Creators will create billions of new jobs as soon as the next GOP president repeals all those cumbersome regulations that are strangling the economy.
Without money for buses and organizing from their billionaire "friends", their movement is shown for the joke that they are.
Anonymous: LOL. Even the Koch brothers weren't touching this one.
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