John Bolton Has Eight Days to Fall and Break His Hip

Iran is already the meanest, most terrifying country in the history of the world. And they’re about to get even worse.

John Bolton — yes he’s a chickenhawk; you had to ask? — gave Israel the dire warning yesterday, basically telling them “a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

On August 21st, Iran’s Bushehr nuclear facility will be brought online. And just in case you’re not paranoid enough — the Russians helped Iran build the Bushehr reactor. What??? We have to be scared shitless of Islamofascist terrorists AND communists??? We must be very very afraid at all times. Never EVER stop looking over your shoulder!

Sometime after August 21st, when nuclear fuel has been loaded into the Bushehr plant, it’ll be too late. Come on, you cowardly Israelis, what are you waiting for?!?!?!? Iran will destroy the world if you don’t Act NOW.

Bolton said:

“Once that uranium, once those fuel rods are very close to the reactor, certainly once they're in the reactor, attacking it means a release of radiation, no question about it. So if Israel is going to do anything against Bushehr it has to move in the next eight days.”

Old chickenhawk warmongers never die. They just keep on spouting and shit-spewing.