Shoot the American Family Association on Sight

Not the entire organization; just their Chief Cock-and-Scrotum-Washer, Bryan Fischer. And make it hurt. Make him twist slowly in the wind.

I’m not sure what killing the last grizzly bear has to do with “family values.” For some reason, the above-mentioned pukestain was sent over the edge by an L.A. Times article titled “Grim Outlook for Grizzlies in Yellowstone region.” The author, Julie Cart, wrote:

“With more bears and more people stuffed into the 22,000 square miles of bear habitat, something has to give, and no one here has a simple answer...”

(Here’s the link.)

Bryan “Short Eyes” Fischer responded with:

“Of course there is a simple answer: shoot these man-eaters on sight…One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being. If it’s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it’s time.”

(In case you’re looking for a good laugh — or an excuse to kick the computer — here’s the link. You‘ll need to wash your eyes out with soap afterward.)

After that Biblical outpouring, Bryan Fischer still has some of God’s Love left over for federal judges:

“Maybe we could send a few of these 'nuisance' bears home with these federal judges and help them get their minds right about the mindless risk they are forcing on their fellow members of the human race. God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse.”

If “the land is under a curse,” here’s the cure: get Bryan Fischer out of the gene pool.