Who Hijacked Our Country

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Shoot the American Family Association on Sight

Not the entire organization; just their Chief Cock-and-Scrotum-Washer, Bryan Fischer. And make it hurt. Make him twist slowly in the wind.

I’m not sure what killing the last grizzly bear has to do with “family values.” For some reason, the above-mentioned pukestain was sent over the edge by an L.A. Times article titled “Grim Outlook for Grizzlies in Yellowstone region.” The author, Julie Cart, wrote:

“With more bears and more people stuffed into the 22,000 square miles of bear habitat, something has to give, and no one here has a simple answer...”

(Here’s the link.)

Bryan “Short Eyes” Fischer responded with:

“Of course there is a simple answer: shoot these man-eaters on sight…One human being is worth more than an infinite number of grizzly bears. Another way to put it is that there is no number of live grizzlies worth one dead human being. If it’s a choice between grizzlies and humans, the grizzlies have to go. And it’s time.”

(In case you’re looking for a good laugh — or an excuse to kick the computer — here’s the link. You‘ll need to wash your eyes out with soap afterward.)

After that Biblical outpouring, Bryan Fischer still has some of God’s Love left over for federal judges:

“Maybe we could send a few of these 'nuisance' bears home with these federal judges and help them get their minds right about the mindless risk they are forcing on their fellow members of the human race. God makes it clear in Scripture that deaths of people and livestock at the hands of savage beasts is a sign that the land is under a curse.”

If “the land is under a curse,” here’s the cure: get Bryan Fischer out of the gene pool.

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Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Every damn day, I see actual Revolution getting closer. It will be the right wing asshats who start it, but it won't be them who finishes it.

November 10, 2010 at 5:29 PM  
Anonymous Screamin' Mimi said...

Jolly is absolutely right. They think they can pull this crap, but they are sadly mistaken. I for one would be glad to help set them straight.

November 10, 2010 at 6:09 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Our land seems increasingly to be under The Curse of the Crackpots. I read this thinking it sounds just about like something Sharron Angle would say.

November 10, 2010 at 11:50 PM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

How can we argue against the wisdom of slaughtering every species that has ever bitten or killed a human? We've killed millions of humans for less offense.

This is yet another reason why I am such a strong supporter of the right to arm bears.

November 11, 2010 at 8:15 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Damn Bears! They were born in Canada and smuggled into the US to commit Osofascist terrorism against Supply-side Jesus and the holy $US!

November 11, 2010 at 12:51 PM  
Blogger Demeur said...

No need to kill Fischer. Just capture him with Krispy Kreme bait and relocate him to one of the Stans.

November 11, 2010 at 2:01 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

JR: Agreed on both things. They'll start it, we'll finish it.

SM: They definitely need to be set straight.

SW: The "Curse of the Crackpots" -- LOL. Sad but true. Bryan Fischer and Sharron Angle would sure make a pair.

Dave: The right to arm bears, there you go. And don't forget the right to bare arms.

TC: Damn right. Those bears are a threat to everything Supply Side Jesus stands for.

Demeur: Excellent idea. Or smear ham and bacon all over him and then turn the Muslims loose on him.

November 11, 2010 at 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

See this is why these morons think liberals are elitists, single digit IQs that spout this idiocy. I wish prayer helped, because I would become one of the most religious people on the planet and pray these people away.

November 11, 2010 at 7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't there a Constitutional Amendment that covers the right to arm Bears?

Or is that for Women to bare their arms in public?


November 11, 2010 at 7:38 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: That's right, an elitist is somebody with an IQ of ten or above.

Erik: The Constitution states that some people may be required to do a certain number of triceps exercises before they can exercise their right to bare arms.

November 12, 2010 at 12:23 PM  

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