Michael Brown: He’s Back and He’s Sulking

OK, quit picking on poor little Michael Brown. The disgraced former FEMA director does too have other talents besides managing the Arabian Horse Association (and getting fired).

Among his other talents: Michael Brown has no equal — he’s so far out in front it doesn’t even matter who comes in second — when it comes to sticking out his lower lip and whimpering “I did too.” “It was their fault.” “It was his fault.” “It was your fault.” “Did not.” “Takes one to know one.” “I am rubber you are glue…”

Yup, when it comes to sleazing and slinking his way out of any possible blame or responsibility and being an unrepentant petulant douchebag: “Brownie, you’re doin’ a heckuva job.”