Who Hijacked Our Country

Monday, February 08, 2010

President Palin

Depending on whether your IQ is above or below your shoe size — and whether or not your parents are first cousins — this post title is either a wet dream or your worst nightmare.

Or, in the words of our wannabe president:

“AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!! It’s happening again!! My Goddamn boobs are itching like a motherfuck, and I’m turning into a werewolf!!”

(What’s YOUR caption for that photo?)

So, is the Teabirther Queen really considering a run for the White House?

“It would be absurd to not consider what it is that I can potentially do to help our country. I won’t close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future.”

Imagine the decision-making process if Sarah Palin goes to the White House:

“Uh, Honey, do we want to send more troops over there to, uh, Afraqistan?”

“Yo, First Dude, what should I do with this bill, something about Wall Street derid, uh, derog, uhhh…derivatives? Should I sign it? What’s it mean?”

Now, be sure you’re sitting down before you read this shocking headline:

“GOP cool to Obama call for two-party health talks”

No!!! You’re Kidding!!! The party of reactionary knuckledragging boneheads — whose entire mission is to sabotage and derail everything Obama tries to do — DOESN’T want to have a face-to-face meeting with the president to discuss health care reform?

This gathering — scheduled for February 25th in case the GOP has the stones for it — would be televised. Imagine the contrasts: Obama speaking in articulate, erudite sentences — using big words and everything — and Republicans answering him with “America!” “Liberty!” “Freedom!” “Big Government!” “Death Panels!”

It would be sort of like putting a slow third grader on one of those televised college quiz shows. Come on, Republicans, it’ll be fun.

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Anonymous Jess said...

AM I getting the Dick Cheney look down better now people? There is my caption for Bible Spice. You know damn well the neo cons have their hands up her butt and moving the puppet, the way they did commander cuckoo bananas. She makes him look like Buckley as stupid as she is. Just looking at all those op-eds "penned" by her, not a chance in hell she wrote those by her lonesome. She probably has Kristol et al, doing the behind the scenes work for her so she can "wait for that door to be opened by God" and she can walk right through it. There was one other quote from her about her volunteer advisors and how she now has things at her fingerprints. This was the phrase, I swear. How can any self respecting person want this vapid creature anywhere near the nuclear code? Now she has said PO may not be able to be beaten if he beats the war drums against Iran before the next election. All the pro Israel dog whistling happening with her. We probably all know already about her little hand notes how to lift America's spirits and budget..oops tax cuts. She is like the political Paris Hilton, famous for just being famous. Mccranky should be thoroughly ashamed of himself for foisting her on the American public, but my guess is he has not one ounce of shame. Even his daughter was on the View this morning just dogging the tea baggers. With Bible Spice another scary thing is this whole, we need to have divine intervention because we are all fallible. What with her new TV studio being built in her living room and all, the Foxness monster will have its very own person running for the corporation. It's ok now because SCOTUS says so. *shudder*

I am of two minds on the "bipartisan" fetish he has going on with them. I mean, he already allowed Hatch and that silly abstinence and faith healing amendment and Hatch still voted no. The reps grasp of bipartisanship goes as follows, do what we want and we will vote no anyway. It is beyond time for them to just say no and get to getting things done. The only upside would be the viewers being able to see the obstructionism first hand.

February 8, 2010 at 4:25 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Jess: LOL, she's definitely working on her Dick Cheney impression.

She's definitely just saying what her puppetmasters tell her to say. I assume that's why McCain picked her in the '08 election. The GOP Powers That Be knew that Palin was the party's only chance to galvanize the inbreds. Their strategy probably would have worked if it wasn't for the economic meltdown right before the election.

She's definitely the Paris Hilton of politics.

February 8, 2010 at 4:40 PM  
Anonymous Ten Bears said...

Sarah and The Teabaggers. Apt. Kinda' reminds me of something, a seventies pop band - The Archies, or Josey and The Pussycats.

Oh wait, those were cartoons.

February 8, 2010 at 5:38 PM  
Blogger J. Marquis said...

I like the fact the president is meeting with the Republicans. The comparison of his intellect with theirs always works to his (and our)advantage.

February 8, 2010 at 6:24 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Ten Bears: I can't even think of any cartoon character worse off than Sarah and her teabaggers. Even Zero from Beetle Bailey looks intelligent in comparison.

J: I hope the Republicans will go through with this, but I doubt it. It would be like the school valedictorian debating the Special Ed department.

February 8, 2010 at 6:45 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

Caption: "Some day, somehow, if it's last flippin' thing I do, I'm going to come up behind Levi Johnson and . . ."

February 8, 2010 at 8:31 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

SW: LOL. I'm sure that's been her fantasy for a long time.

February 8, 2010 at 9:43 PM  
Blogger Teeluck said...

Jess got it goin on...hit it right on the head,
I think Marquis is right, when he shows them up for the idiots they are it is good for us, and I think they will look like cowards if they back down, so they will be forced to have monthly meetings. We can use that against them if they don't.

February 8, 2010 at 9:55 PM  
Blogger Holte Ender said...

Obama had such a good time when he visited the House republicans Retreat, he couldn't wait to see them again, problem is the Republicans didn't have such a good time and really don't want to see him again. It's kinda being challenged to a duel by the same guy who shot your ass off last week.

February 8, 2010 at 9:56 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Teeluck: I hope Obama's suggestion puts the GOP in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" position. The public deserves to hear a logical rational discussion of this issue, and if the GOP shirks away from it, they're the cowards everyone has accused them of being.

Holte: You're right, Obama had a much better time than the Republicans at that "retreat." Good analogy -- being challenged to another fight by the same person who just kicked your butt royally.

February 9, 2010 at 12:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How tough would you be if you were defending the country from being taken over by the socialist? Oh Yeah and support your corporate donors as well?


February 9, 2010 at 8:15 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Erik: Yup, it takes a certain toughness to fight the socialists and protect the lobbyists.

February 9, 2010 at 11:34 PM  

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