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Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Beware: Another Threat from the Left

Ever since the days of J. Edgar “does this dress make me look fat?” Hoover and Joe McCarthy, patriotic Americans have tirelessly warned us about the perils of Communism and its many disguises. Redistributing Americans’ hard-earned money so a bunch of lazy parasites can lie around all day? Communism!

Civil rights and other phony “social justice” issues? Ditto! And never forget the Communists’ shameless attempts to undermine America’s schools with sex education and the New Math.

Since then, rabid environmentalists have become the main vehicle for destroying Freedom. Solar energy, clean air and clean water legislation are the usual suspects. And now the newest red flag:

Bike-sharing programs. Can’t those globalist socialist freedom-haters just leave us alone?!?!?!?!

Thank God for people like Dan Maes. In his campaign to be the next governor of Colorado, he has exposed the mayor of Denver for his devious master plan of converting Denver into a United Nations community. Commie! Yer busted!

Denver already has 14,000 members in its bike-share program. Dan Maes gave the dire warning:

“This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed.” In the same speech, he said he originally thought bike riding and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning, but now he realizes “that’s exactly the attitude they want you to have.”

Oh my God, this is scary. So in other words, the more innocuous and harmless a group appears to be, the more evil are their underlying motives.

Be very afraid. We’re all surrounded by globalist infiltrators with harmless disguises that we’re not supposed to recognize. We need to take a close hard look at everybody we know, every local “well-meaning” organization, and smoke out those bastards NOW.

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Anonymous Tim said...

Comrade Dan has been caught, the bikes are RED. The end is near, be afraid,be very afraid.;)

August 4, 2010 at 7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh-OH Fluoridation in Water is next!


August 4, 2010 at 10:45 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

To the warped and the wingnuts, an "international association that promotes sustainable development" must be up to no good.

It's not surprising this dufus mistakenly referred to the U.N. Like ACORN and the Democratic Party, it's full of people with dark skin, uppity attitudes and un-Murkan notions -- such as letting people ride bikes without paying for the privilege. Like the Republican radicals they used to be and will again be, tea partyers' only use for people like that is for demonizing and demagoging about.

August 5, 2010 at 12:04 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

These yokels are such morons. All they have to do is promise that they'll pass a law permitting projectile weaponry to be mounted on a bike in case some patchouli hippie cuts you off.

August 5, 2010 at 6:40 AM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

We know what will come next if those Commie bicyclists have their way. They will want to SOCIALIZE our roads! They must be stopped!
Soon all "Good Americans" will find it their duty to run those threats to liberty off the road.

August 5, 2010 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Uh Oh! I guess I'm part of the socialist horde installing insulation and preventing the oil companies from making big bucks.

August 5, 2010 at 1:57 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Even the people on the local news website were calling this idiot an idiot. Nice to see some people actually are sane in some places. Where they get this stuff is beyond me.

UN plot to get people healthier and excercising. Wish I lived close enough to everything, to use my bike all the time instead of just a few times a week.

August 5, 2010 at 3:06 PM  
Anonymous Jolly Roger said...

Don't forget how them COMMANISTS are violating the First Commandment! Sharron is onto them, though.

August 5, 2010 at 3:37 PM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

Tim: Red bikes, OMG it's even worse than I thought.

Erik: I'm afraid it's too late. Generations of Americans have drunk fluoridated water and they're all hooked on Communism.

SW: Yup, an international association that promotes sustainable development -- what could be scarier than that?

Randal: Uh oh, watch out for them patchouli hippies on bikes.

Dave: Socialized roads? Oh my God, say it'll never happen.

Demeur: Insulation and energy efficiency? Commie!

Jess: I sure hope that asswipe doesn't stand a chance of getting elected governor. Colorado has some conservative areas but it isn't exactly Mississippi or Arizona.

JR: Sharron Angle is gonna help us take America back.

August 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM  

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