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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Obamacare Death Panels: It’s Even WORSE than You Thought!!!

When Sarah Palin tried to warn us about Barack Hussein Obama’s Death Panels, liberal elitists laughed at her. But Sarah Palin’s dire warning didn’t go far enough. It didn’t even scratch the surface.

Obama’s Death Panels will do a lot more than just killing a few people’s grandmothers. Billions — TRILLIONS — of innocent little lives are about to be snuffed out by Obamacare. How, you ask?

Because Obamacare will provide Free Birth Control! The Horror! Just think of the gazillions of those cute microscopic little creatures, snuffed out before they can create that little Bundle From Heaven. Jillions of cold-blooded murders, just so a bunch of wayward sluts can have sex without having a baby, as God intended.

This isn’t a done deal yet, but liberal pagans are pushing for it. Dr. David Grimes, an OB/GYN and international family planning expert, said:

“There is clear and incontrovertible evidence that family planning saves lives and improves health.”

“Improves health” for who??? For the Already-Born, that’s who! They don’t count!

Fortunately, the Catholic Church is taking a stand for decency. A spokesman from the National Catholic Bioethics Center said:

Fewer babies means fewer little boys for priests to diddle We don't consider it to be health care, but a lifestyle choice. We think there are other ways to avoid having children than by ingesting chemicals paid for by health insurance.”

Other Godfearing organizations — the Family Research Council, for one — are doing their best to keep these evil forces out of God’s Country. Please pray for their success. If they fail, Jesus will be turning in His grave.

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10 Comments:

Blogger jadedj said...

Being one of them there liberal pagans, I have to say, Jesus, smeeus. Look, it's really very simple, we can solve two problems at once. All those aborted fetuses could be canned, sold to third-world countries as food...and turn a profit. Thereby allowing us (as in U.S.) to pay for our foreign wars and still have a bunch more left over to insure that Congress gets a raise every year, for a job not done. Trust me, it is viable.

Obama has the right idea, he just needs to get in line with the profit motive, and present this money making idea to the right, and you'll see some back-tracking sumbitches on that side of the aisle...Sarah fork-tongue,notwithstanding.

October 31, 2010 at 5:33 PM  
Blogger Oso said...

Tom,
Wait until it all gets sorted out.I'm sure they just mean for Black and Brown people, keep 'em from clogging the welfare rolls and emergency rooms.

October 31, 2010 at 8:51 PM  
Anonymous Tim said...

I've been practicing birth control for years...a simple tissue wipes it up...

October 31, 2010 at 11:28 PM  
Anonymous S.W. Anderson said...

"We think there are other ways to avoid having children than by ingesting chemicals paid for by health insurance.”

IIRC it was known back in the '70s as the Vatican Position: back to back.

Oso, you make a good point.

November 1, 2010 at 2:17 AM  
Blogger Demeur said...

Hummm? Funny how I don't see any funerals for embryos.

November 1, 2010 at 8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with this totally. It's better than us supporting their kids from cradle to grave

November 1, 2010 at 10:04 AM  
Blogger Dave Dubya said...

Tim,
"When a sperm gets wasted God gets quite irate."

Every sperm is sacred.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

November 1, 2010 at 10:04 AM  
Blogger Tom Harper said...

jadedj: Soylent Green in a can; I think you're on to something.

Oso: Yup, minorities and poor people will be encouraged to use birth control; wealthy whites will be forbidden.

Tim: Uh oh, don't tell Christine O'Donnell.

SW: The Vatican Position, LOL.

Demeur: That day may be coming soon.

Anonymous: The more birth control the better.

Dave: LOL. I forgot about that one. I saw that movie a long time ago.

November 1, 2010 at 5:44 PM  
Anonymous Jess said...

Well as a female of child bearing years who routinely kills preborns on a monthly basis, all I can say is good. Finally someone has some sense that if we help prevent pregnancy there will be no abortion. With all the talk in his name, Jesus could power the whole world if they could trap his grave spinning and make it into a sustainable power source.

November 2, 2010 at 1:12 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Babies are so cuuuute! Why would any body want to not have a baby and incur then lifelong expense for a few minutes of pleasure? Besides, them there Mooslems have more babies than Good God Fearing Christians, so they'll be able to wipe us all out in the Holy War of 2012!

November 3, 2010 at 5:52 PM  

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