You Voted Republican? That’s a Pre-Existing Condition!
God Damn It, somebody leaked this story to the press. This wasn’t supposed to get out until AFTER Obama’s Socialist Dictatorship was firmly established.
Oh well, now that the cat’s out of the bag — Yes, we ARE going to deny health care to Republicans, Christians and everybody else who doesn’t fit in with Obama’s Master Plan.
Not only will vital medical care be denied to all political opponents, but punitive medical “testing” will be administered to everybody who refuses to conform.
For example — All conservative males will undergo a monthly bladder X-ray, by means of a cystoscope (unofficially known as the Big Blue Donkey). This test will be conducted on the spreadeagled patient with no painkillers, no local anesthesia and no lubricant. The medical technician will make various jarring and wiggling movements with the cystoscope while “re-educating” the patient on his political incorrectness.
“Voted for John McCain, did we?” [jiggle jiggle jiggle]
As we all know, preachers have had an astounding success rate with their conversion therapies. Countless vile homosexuals have been transformed into productive heterosexual citizens. These preachers’ conversion methods — including electric shocks — will be used extensively in Obama’s vast network of political indoctrination camps (formerly known as “hospitals”).
While the conservative nonconformist’s family members are dying excruciating deaths from the medical treatment that Obama is withholding, he/she will be forced to view a series of images. Each image will be accompanied by either a painful shock or a pleasant vibrating sensation.
“In this picture, a cleancut young man is pulling himself up by his bootstraps, going to church and working 18 hours a day to become a pillar of the community.” BZZZZZZZTT!!!!!
“Next, we have a drug-addled welfare recipient, simultaneously smoking pot, setting fire to the American flag and pissing on the Bible.” mmmmmmmmmmmmm
And this is only the beginning. Yes, Socialized Medicine is the perfect carrot and stick approach, for converting America’s hardworking productive citizens into a bunch of passive welfare drones. And then America will be OURS.
cross-posted at Bring It On!