Starting in September 2013, a New Holiday: Senior Management Day
The concept of “Labor Day” is too divisive. It’s class warfare; the politics of envy.
And why do these lowly workers need their own holiday? Laborers should spend this day thanking the Risk Takers and CEOs who created these miserable low-paying jobs. You people are lucky to even HAVE a job. So quit whimpering about your injuries and the long hours that keep you away from your families, and Get Back To Work!
Or you will be replaced. Instantly.
Eric Cantor said it best:
“Today, we celebrate those who have taken a risk, worked hard, built a business and earned their own success.”
In your heart, you know he’s right.
Therefore, when Mitt Romney gets elected to the White House and Republicans regain control of the Senate, that dreadful Communist “Labor Day” will be changed to something a little more, you know, American. Perhaps:
Senior Management Day;
Risk Takers’ Day.
Suggestions? Anyway, there’ll be a new name next year.
Have you hugged a CEO today?
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