Primary My Congressman

Primary My Congressman is a new website launched by the Club for Growth.  Club for Growth is determined to weed out every moderate congressional Republican and replace him/her with a teabagger.  If your representative is one of those soft squishy RINOs who doesn’t represent Real Americans, Primary My Congressman will arrange for a true rightwing teahadist to defeat your congressman in the next primary.

Club for Growth president Chris “Count” Chocola said:

“Big government liberals inhabit the Democratic Party, but they are far too common within the Republican Party as well.  The Republicans helped pass billions of dollars in tax increases and they have repeatedly voted against efforts by fiscal conservatives to limit government. PrimaryMyCongressman.com will serve as a tool to hold opponents of economic freedom and limited government accountable for their actions.”

If you’re not certain whether your congressman is a true conservative or a limp-wristed RINO, try the following litmus test:

1. Your congressman believes sick people should (a) have their basic health needs covered by government-financed health insurance; or (b) curl up and DIE.

2. Your congressman believes our national parks (a) are a valuable part of America’s heritage and should continue to receive government funding; or (b) should be converted to private ownership for maximum development, mining, drilling and cattle grazing.

3. Your congressman believes the wealthiest 1% of Americans (a) should pay at least the same income tax rate as a secretary or a janitor; or (b) Do NOT, repeat NOT, tax the Job Creators!

Obviously, (b) is the correct answer to all three questions.  If your congressman would answer (a) to even one of those questions, you know what to do:  Primary that latté-sipping tree-hugging sissy.  He/she will be defeated in the primary by a true tea-bagging patriotic American.

And then in the general election, the Club-for-Growth-financed teatard candidate will be defeated by the Democrat.

Works for me.