If America Had Actually Invaded Every Country that John McCain Wanted to Invade…

Imagine a parallel reality where the United States has bombed a sovereign nation every time John McCain opened his pie hole and started spewing out his war-mongering drivel.  What would the world look like?

Here’s the map of Battlefield Earth.

It would probably be a shorter article if Mother Jones had just named the countries that HAVEN’T been threatened by McCain.  Here’s John McCain on Syria:

“Providing military assistance to the Free Syrian Army and other opposition groups is necessary, but at this late hour, that alone will not be sufficient to stop the slaughter and save innocent lives. The only realistic way to do so is with foreign air power.”

Translation:  We need to be al Qaeda’s air force.

You’d expect McCain to have wet dreams about missiles penetrating deep deep deep into Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran and all the rest of the usual suspects.  But Russia?  Sudan?  Mali?

Anyway, please check out the article.  It’s chilling and funny at the same time.  Each war-mongering McCain quotation is rated in terms of shrillness by the number of Angry McCains.  The most hysterical foaming-at-the-mouth war whoops — directed at Syria, Iran, Afghanistan and Libya — have each earned five Angry McCains.

His war rhetoric against Kosovo is dialed down to just four Angry McCains.

Georgia, Russia, Mali — two Angry McCains.  And his incoherent blubbering about China only gets one Angry McCain.

And so on…